you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's just like the Real World with babies
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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