Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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