I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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