I don't think brook has ever known best
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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