Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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