I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
So much Jack, so little girl.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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