he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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