I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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