my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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