The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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