In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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