he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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