How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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