I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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