some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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