Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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