How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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