went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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