Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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