Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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