Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Alive.
So much puke
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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