is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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