ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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