Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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