Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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