just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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