Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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