why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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