Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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