this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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