Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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