Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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