I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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