some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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