I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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