So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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