? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize