Is it normal to miss your booty call?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Randomize
