He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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