i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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