a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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