random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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