Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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