Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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