Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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