One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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