Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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