we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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