can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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