Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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