they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She said her name was "party"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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