just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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