They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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