There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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