I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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